Ţeapa cu Google

Mă rog, nu Google, compania aia mare, ci unii de pretind cum că ar fi ei. Cică se dă ceva premiu de 350,000 de lire, dar pe şestache, la modul secretm, mă-nţlegeţi? Oricum, au scris un e-mail de spam destul de mare şi destul de bine organizat, cu doar puţine greşeli gramaticale.

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: GOOGLE SECURITY DEPARTMENT. <google06@google.com>
Date: 2010/1/21
Subject: Security Code Number: GUK/4532345G.
To:

 

 
Google Incorporation®.
Belgrave House,
76 Buckingham Palace Road,
London SW1W 9TQ,
United Kingdom.
 
 
Notification Date: 21/1/2010.
 
 
We wish to congratulate you once again on this note, for being part of our lucky winners selected this Google New Year Promotion 2010. This promotion was set-up to encourage the active use of the Google search engine and the Google ancillary services. Hence we do believe with your winning prize, you will continue to be active and patronage to this company. Google is now the world leading search engine worldwide, and in an effort to sure that it remains the most widely used search engine, an online e-mail balloting was carried out on the 18th of January 2010 without your knowledge, it was officially released today. We wish to formally announced to you that your email address was attached to a lump sum of 350,000.00 {Three Hundred and Fifty Thousand Great British Pounds Sterling’s}.
 
 
We also wish to inform you that you have successfully passed the requirements, statutory obligations, verifications and our satisfactory report test conducted for all our online winners. A winning Cheque will be issued in your name by Google Promotion Award Team, and also a certificate of prize claims will be sent along side your winning Cheque.
 
 
These are your award details.
 
 
Security Code Number: GUK/4532345G.
Ticket No: GUK/699/33/2010
Winning Number: GUK/877/798/2010
 
 
Information’s required from you are part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. To claim your won prize, please contact our Foreign Transfer Manager DR WELCH GIBSON neatly filling the verification and fund release form below.
 
 
VERIFICATION AND FUNDS RELEASE FORM.
 
(1) Your contact address.
(2) Your Tel/Fax numbers.
(3) Your Nationality/Country.
(4) Your Full Name.
(5) Sex.
(6) Occupation.
(7) Age.
(8) Ever won an online lottery?
 
Mode of Prize Remittance.
 
(1)Courier Delivery Of your Certified Winning Cheque Name and other Winning Documents safely to you.
 
You are advised to contact your Foreign Transfer Manager DR WELCH GIBSON with his private email details below to avoid unnecessary delay and complications:
 
***********************************************
FOREIGN CLAIMS MANAGER
DR. WELCH GIBSON.
GOOGLE SECURITY DEPARTMENT (UK).
Tel: +44 703 599 4127
Tel: +44 703 599 4827
**********************************************
 
The Google Promotion Award Team has discovered a huge number of double claims due to winners informing close friends relatives and third parties about their winnings and also sharing their identification numbers. As a result of this, these friends try to claim the lottery on behalf of the real winners. The Google promotion award committee has reached a decision from the headquarters at the United Kingdom that any double claim discovered by the Lottery Board will result to the disqualification of the winners lottery. So you are hereby strongly advised once more to keep your winnings strictly confidential until you claim your prize.
 
 
Congratulations from the Staffs & Members of the Google interactive Lottery Board Commission.
 
 
Yours Sincerely,
MRS. VERUMLEM KLEITH.
GOOGLE ZONAL CORDINATOR
LONDON,
UNITED KINGDOM.

Sincer să fiu nici nu ştiu de unde să încep cu nenorociţii ăştia. Că cică să nu mai spui la nimeni că ai câştigat, ca să nu-ţi fure premiul, şi alte dume pe ei. De fapt, să nu spui la nimeni, ca să nu se afle că e ţeapă, şi aşa cad mai mulţi în plasă.

Ete, de porc ce m-a făcut natura, iaca îi dau în gât. E ţeapă! Nu există zâna măseluţă care să nu ştie cum te cheamă, dar care vrea să te umple de bani ca iadul de tămâie (ce poetic am zis-o!). Plus că, no, Google ştie deja cine eşti, dacă vrea să îţi dea bani. Chiar am senzaţia că ştie mai bine decât tine cine anume eşti, ce îţi place, ce citeşti, ce scrii, şi alte asemenea.

Preferata mea, oricum, e aia cu Google Incorporation. M-am spart de râs. Păi ori e Corporation ori e Incorporated. În niciun caz nu este incorporarion. Deloc. Asta aşa, la prima mână. Să nu mă leg de anumite subtilităţi gramaticale, că nu vreau să mă dau ciumeg cu asta (deşi, evident. sunt!).

Deci nu, nu este nicio zână…

4 Comentarii

  1. TNH 30 ianuarie 2010 la 14:51 - Raspunde

    Cred că au vrut să zică Area Coordinator, nu Zonal Cordinator, dar no, la ţară merge. =D

  2. DD 03 februarie 2010 la 13:27 - Raspunde

    Am primit si eu un mesaj doar ca adresa lor nu mai este la Buckingham Palace, s-au mutat in alta directie prin Londra aia mare. Cred ca strazile unde isi au \”sediul social\” nici nu exista!

    • Robin Molnar 03 februarie 2010 la 14:52 - Raspunde

      =D Mesajul ăsta pe care l-am publicat eu este bine documentat, are adresa bună. Şi cam atât. =D

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